the cleanest Ace has ever been. Notice his millions of sun roofs- very nice until its 5am and sun is pouring in your face. |
toiletries and kyle's idea of a dresser |
one of the features that sold us on ace... this awesome table/headboard |
this is living |
Ace, prior to the staging job we did for this photo shoot. the bed is used more for storage than anything else |
no campervan love |
down by the river |
laundry day |
checkin the engine |
kitchen... notice mainly canned goods |
thank god for pictures |
driving the bus |
Our van is a 1986 Toyota Town Ace, and therefore is
officially named Ace. (Do not fret, his engine is from 1999 making him a little
less of a death trap.)
Fun Facts:
·
Ace is always on empty… no matter what
·
Ace has a unique musk- some might call it a damp
odor. It does not dissipate, even after driving for hours with all the windows
down.
·
Ace has to be forcefully coerced into starting
up and often refuses if he has been neglected for a few days.
·
Once Ace does start up, he shakes uncontrollably
until he is officially warmed up.
·
Ace tops out at about 100K which is equivalent
to 60MPH. Oddly enough he feels like he could take off flying at this speed and
we often have to remind ourselves we really aren’t going that fast.
·
Ace gets passed by big rigs… regularly.
·
Ace has a coolly bin that claims to make ice… pretty
sure it has never worked.
·
Ace is Japanese and all of his writing is
therefore in Japanese.
·
Ace likes to claim he has AC but after his
shaking attack the AC button pops out.
·
The engine is under the passenger seat… probably
not the safest engineering idea.
·
Ace’s back door only opens from the inside (good
thing there are two of us to coordinate this move)
·
Ace possibly has very impressive brights. That
is until Kyle forgets to turn them off and we get honked at.
·
Ace’s windows are beyond tinted- you literally
cannot look into the back.
·
However, he is lacking curtains, which means
that although people can’t look in, we feel as if we have no privacy.
·
All in all Amber could not have said it better:
Ace is the perfect candidate for pimp my ride.
Ok so here is a little about our campervan
experience thus far:
Driving
on the other road comes somewhat naturally. With just a little extra
concentration we have been able to avoid making horrendous mistakes. The
roundabouts have not been as scary as we thought. The trick is to always stay
in the outside lane. The hardest thing so far has been that the blinker is on
the wrong side, this often results in windshield wipers as opposed to
signaling. Parking on the wrong side is not exactly comfortable but living by
San Fran gave us a little prior practice.
Driving
Ace feels like driving a school bus. His steering wheel is huge, he does not
willingly accelerate (it’s a leg work out to say the least), and his turning
radius is just embarrassing. We try to use hills to our advantage, gaining as
much speed as possible on the downhill to ensure we actually make it up the
next hill. We probably average 30 MPH or less on hills. Given our stunted
speeds you would think that we get amazing gas mileage… wrong. Gas here costs
the equivalent of $6/gallon. Gas adds up quickly and we are trying to plan out
our roads as efficiently as possible.
The
bed is made of plywood and creates ample storage bellow. We keep our food in
two plastic bins. All of our clothes and backpacks are stored underneath. Ace
came with a grocery basket, which is the perfect toiletries organizer. The
mattress is a little thinner than one would like but it certainly beats
camping. The bed is as close to luxury as we could get: with the two pillows
Ace came with, plus the down pillow we brought, the two airplane blankets we
stole, a wool blanket, a huge sheet, and of course our two sleeping bags-
almost as good as a real bed!
All
things said, we are undeniably in love with Ace. He is quirky and has a huge
personality, which only make us more enamored. We are already emotionally
attached and incredibly protective- he feels like an old friend or as Kyle puts
it, “one of the homies”. Kyle is already
looking into bringing him home with us.
(Cooking
and food are a story within themselves, which will be coming soon.)
I gotta comment: LEAVE ACE DOWNUNDER!
ReplyDeleteAce makes for a great story though and your writing is very entertaining. Keep on truck'n!
Dad